To My Brother Jesse, Who I Slept With

(With apologies to Bill Cosby for stealing his album title)

A woman was married to a Old Man (like you) who always said, “When I die, I want you to bury all my money with me. Promise me that.” She promised and when the man finally died, a friend asked if she kept her promise. “Oh yes,” she said. “I wrote him a check.”

Happy Birthday, Old Man!!!

Enjoy your day!