Re-Engagement

Last July, I engaged in open warfare with varmints determined to destroy my way of life.  Last year, I was successful in beating back their challenge to my status as a higher mammal. The massive battle and its impact on my financial and mental health is told here. My enemies, however, have returned and are preparing  a counterattack.

Yes, the gophers have returned and this weekend they will die.

There will be no negotiation.

There will be no appeasement.

They will die and I will have no remorse.

Such is the fate of those who didn’t learn their lesson last year. A lesson I will not hesitate to reapply this year. Victory shall be mine!

Until the next time,

Bill

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  1. MM

    Somewhere, Bill Murray is saluting.

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