Last July, I engaged in open warfare with varmints determined to destroy my way of life. Last year, I was successful in beating back their challenge to my status as a higher mammal. The massive battle and its impact on my financial and mental health is told here. My enemies, however, have returned and are preparing a counterattack.
Yes, the gophers have returned and this weekend they will die.
There will be no negotiation.
There will be no appeasement.
They will die and I will have no remorse.
Such is the fate of those who didn’t learn their lesson last year. A lesson I will not hesitate to reapply this year. Victory shall be mine!
Until the next time,
Bill
Somewhere, Bill Murray is saluting.