Forgive Me Carol King

(11:48 AM)

I’m on the phone with a co-worker in another building. Suddenly, my building starts shaking and rumbling.

Me: “Damn. An Earthquake.”
Him: “Wow. An Earthquake.”
Me: (after a few seconds) “I think it stopped.”
Him: “Not here! We’re still rolling over here.” (a few seconds later) “It stopped.”
(Silence)
Me: “So, was it good for you?”
Him: “Yeah, it was good for me, but it would have been better if we’d finished at the same time.”
Me: “Well, maybe next time.”
Him: “Isn’t that what you said the last time?”
Me: “Yup, never said I wasn’t selfish.”

For those who care: all are well including son who lives near the epicenter.