Or the Michael Jackson Movie

 Joyce and Walky! by David Willis.

Any man who has been married for more than one week, soon realizes he will end up doing things in his life solely because he is married. These are things that he would NEVER do if he were single.

That said, I WILL end up seeing the Michael Jackson movie, “This is It!” when it comes out later in the month and the next Twilight movie when it come out next month. Not because I want to, but because I am married to “she who shall not be denied.”

I hope they, at least, offer senior discounts.